Category: Fun & Cute Stuff

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THE BIG TWILIGHT QUIZ…….

Test your self and see if you are a true fan.

1; what is edwards surname?
*newton
*taylor
*cullen
*swan.

2; who is victoria?
*charlies latest girlfriend
*bellas biology teacher
*bad vampire
*edwards sister.

3; what is alices vampire ability?
*to read minds
*to move objects with thoughts
*to see the future
*to create electric shocks.

4; what is charlies job?
*mechanic
*chief of police
*doctor
*security officer.

5; who is renesmee?
*bellas sister
*billy …

  

men

… Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

… Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

… Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

… Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.

… Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

… Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head …

  

Understanding what men really mean…

IT’S A GUY THING”
Translated: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”

“CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”
Translated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”

“UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR”
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.

“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG …