Men are like…..


… Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

… Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

… Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

… Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.

… Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

… Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

… Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

… Blenders.
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

… Commercials.
You can’t believe a word they say.

… Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.


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