Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
… Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
… Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
… Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
You can’t believe a word they say.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.