THE BIG TWILIGHT QUIZ…….
Test your self and see if you are a true fan.
1; what is edwards surname?
2; who is victoria?
*charlies latest girlfriend
*bellas biology teacher
3; what is alices vampire ability?
*to read minds
*to move objects with thoughts
*to see the future
*to create electric shocks.
4; what is charlies job?
*chief of police
5; who is renesmee?
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
… Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
… Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head …
Understanding what men really mean…
IT’S A GUY THING”
Translated: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”
“CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”
Translated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”
“UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR”
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.
“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG …